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You are the twinkle of my eyes
Category : romantic text messages | Txts under: romantic sms
You are the twinkle of my eyes; The smile on my lips; The joy of my face; Without you I am incomplete.
Panjabi Meri Jaan Vargi
Category : punjabi text messages | Txts under: punjabi sms
Panjabi Meri Jaan Vargi Panjabi Meri Pehchan Vargi Panjabi Bazurg di Dua Vargi Panjabi Niri Khuda Vargi Panjabi NANAK de Rawab Vargi
Roses specialy 4u
Category : picture text messages | Txts under: picture sms
Knock knock... Any1 there? Oh good,hi i have a delivery 4u... ()() @ ( '(;)' ) @@@ (,,)=(')---@@@ (),,,() @@ Roses specialy 4u...
aapki ki aftari iftaar se peh
Category : picture text messages | Txts under: picture sms
AAPKI ki aftari Iftaar Se Pehle ('.') /].[\ _/ \_ Iftaar K Baad _('.')_ /( )\ _!/ \!_ Tauba Tauba! Insan Bano
Girl announced her engagement to her father
Category : funny text messages | Txts under: funny sms
Girl announced her engagement to her father. Father: Does this fellow has any money? Girl: Oh! Dad, U men r all alike, thats exactly what he asked me about u!
How women think about sex
Category : funny text messages | Txts under: funny sms
How women think about sex: At 8 ignore it, Age 18 experience it, Age 28 look 4 it, Age 38 ask 4 it, Age 48 beg 4 it, Age 58 pay 4 it, Age 68 pray it, Age 78 4get it
Who's hot... Its U
Category : flirty text messages | Txts under: flirty sms
Who's hot... Its U, Who's Charming... Its U, Who's Sweetest.. Its U, Who's Intelligent... Its U, Who's dear near friend... Its U, Who's a liar.. Its me!
there are 3 chambers in my heart
Category : flirty text messages | Txts under: flirty sms
there are 3 chambers in my heart. 1 for ALLAH 1 for ABBOO 1 for AMMEE Oh wat about u dear? Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bcoz You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flirt with Freaky Girls
Category : hilarious text messages | Txts under: hilarious sms
*** Flirt with Freaky Girls *** !!! ||Boys Psychology|| !!! *** Fraud with Innocent Girls *** *** Fun with Sexy Girls *** *** Friendship with Charming Girls *** *** Contact with Intelligent Girls *** *** Flirt with Freaky Girls *** *** Love
YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means
Category : hilarious text messages | Txts under: hilarious sms
YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means C - Causing U - Un-necessary T - Trouble E - Everywhere
In a Coupe of a
Category : text messages jokes | Txts under: sms jokes
In a Coupe of a Long Distance Train a Man and a Woman who are Strangers travel. Though Embarrassed and Uneasy to be in the Same room they fall asleep. Man in the Upper Berth At 2 AM He gently wakes her up saying, Maam Sorry to bother Can yo
Teacher: why are you late?
Category : text messages jokes | Txts under: sms jokes
Teacher: why are you late? Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull. Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it? Student: No, only BULL can do it.
Sex is like Math
Category : adult text messages | Txts under: adult sms
Sex is like Math, Add the Bed, Subtract the Clothes, Divide the Legs and Multiply!
This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it
Category : adult text messages | Txts under: adult sms
This time im sure about wat i feel im gonna say it, i i l i lo i lov i love i love y i love yo i love young girls with Shaven Pussys!
Rules of Life:
Category : cute text messages | Txts under: cute sms
Rules of Life: Assume Nothing, Xpect Little, Do More, Demand Less, Smile Often, Dream Big, Laugh a Lot, Pray Always, Cry Once for missing me everyday.
i always wanted to prove my love to u
Category : cute text messages | Txts under: cute sms
i always wanted to prove my love to u but i couldnt coz i couldnt found ant higest word to imagine my love to u so i want to die and ask god to give me a world that no one has said then i will come to ur dream and say love_u_more_than_u_wan
I just feel u….
Category : rude text messages | Txts under: rude sms
I just feel u. Whenever I feel u. I just miss u .. Whenever i miss u . I just wana See u . Do u know why. Its juts beacuse ******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
A boy told his friend
Category : rude text messages | Txts under: rude sms
A boy told his friend, yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai. Friend answered: Sahi se dekh, hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai :-)
last night i wanted you,
Category : dirty text messages | Txts under: dirty sms
last night i wanted you, i needed you so badly it hurt, i wanted to taste you, wanted you in me to work you magic on me... but i couldnt find you...
Mooch was making love for the first time after the wedding
Category : dirty text messages | Txts under: dirty sms
One night, Mooch was making love for the first time after the wedding. She saw it all on TV but the husband was like, Man, you cry lke the virgin but you know how to give it all to me, in all angles to fuck it
Sex is like NOKIA
Category : sexy text messages | Txts under: sexy sms
Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI (ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..
I love you in blue
Category : sexy text messages | Txts under: sexy sms
I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.
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