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MUTTH marnay k 11 fayday:-

1: Self Reliance
2: Time Convenience
3: Prevention of Crime
4: Mental Choice of Lady
5: No Risk of AIDS
6: No Special Place Required
7: No Wastage of Cash
8: Easy to Perform
9: No Fear of Early ejaculation
10: Guaranteed Satisfaction
11: No Risk of Being Caught

So the Moral is:
“Badnaami de Phhudi naloon izzat de Mutth changi hai“

kal chodney ki raat thi shab bar howa na uska khara
mein ney kaha muthel hey to tab he nahi hota khara
ham bhi wahin mojood they ham bhi sab dekha kiyey
ham hans diey phir hans diey par howa na uska khara
ab is lan pey kia malein key ye soney sey uthey
mein ney kaha thook meri, us ney kaha coopa tera
ghar mein terey band ker bund teri he marein magar
ghar tera, bad tera, ami teri, abba tera Read the rest of this entry ?

Sirf Utni Piyo Ke Hosh Qaayam Rahe
Kyunki Ghalib Ne Arzkiya Hai

Raat Bhar Sharab Pi
Rat Cut Gai…
Subah Jab Hisaab Kiya, Gaand Phat Gai…

Sex is
like NOKIA (connecting people)
like NIKE (just do it)
like PEPSI (ask for more)
like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and
like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..

Police to Mujrim : tune Bache ki gand kyu mari??
Mujrim : ji janab Thand thi or bacha khoobsurat tha,
Police : ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai….

Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.
Replied “Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo…

main mangta hoon tu dati nahi…
jawab meri baat ka…..
deti hai to khara ho jata hai…
rom rom jazbat ka…
kyun keti ho bar bar dalo…
baloo main phool gulab ka…..