Funny sms - adult sms

rude sms - Dont you have sex - ing bedroom found a used condom and kept looking at it. Madam asked dont you have sex in the village, Maid Yes we do but not till the skin drops off....

friendship sms - Aaap jaisa dost - dost har ek ka khwab hota hai, Jin ka alag andaaz hota hai, Asma ka koi hisab nahi hoya, Par Aap Kejaisa ek dost taro me aftab hota hai....

friendship sms - WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN - E DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLOOD AND FRIEND.BLOOD ENTERS THE HEART AND FLOWS.BUT FRIEND ENTERS THE HEART AND STAY INSIDE FOREVER...

cool sms - Smiles can be given to any one - sometimes be more special than smiles.. For smiles can be given to any one but tears are only shed for people we love....

greetings sms - With atomic and meteoric regards - c and meteoric regards, my volcanic impulse trembles every time I greet a person with a magnitude of character and charm like you....

cute sms - Happiness is a perfume. - is a perfume. You cannot spread on others without getting a few drops on urself. So always be happy to make others happy !...

love sms - U"ll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever. - b mine 4 now n 4ever. Ull alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure. Ull always b mine pls tel me its true. Pls b mine 4everill always luv u...!...