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F**ked her arse & went 2 bed

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Sms description : her twice around da head, F**ked her arse went 2 bed!. Post in adult sms. Collect By sms funny messages . : Peter, Pumpkin e - funny sms :adult text messages and sms.

Peter,
Peter,
Pumpkin eater,
had a wife & liked to beat her,
smacked her twice around da head,
F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!

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