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Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor.
All the kings horses & all the kings men,
laid the slut down & fucked her again!

Hi,
I am an alien and I've just transformed into your phone and right now I'm having sex with your finger.
I know you like it,
because you're smiling now!!

This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it,
i i l i lo i lov i love i love y i love yo i love young girls with Shaven Pussys!

Sex is like Math,
Add the Bed,
Subtract the Clothes,
Divide the Legs and Multiply!