adult sms - Funny sms

Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji
warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.

Sex karo daily jab GirlFriend ho akeli,
jab Girlfriend na ho akeli,
tab ragdo uski saheli,
jab mile na uski saheli,
to Zindabaad HATHELI…
“Muth Maru Association duara janhit me jaari…“

A woman is a marvellous creation,
she produces milk without eating grass,
she bleeds without being hurt,
gets wet even when it does not rain
and sucks without needing power.

1 Pathan Lun pe tail laga k
Tissu pas rakh k
Nuswar moun mein rakh k
Tyar behta tha
Pocha Khan saab intizar kis ka hai
Khan
bus
Zara
Ye

MAAL msg perh le

what”s common between the SUN & WOMEN”S UNDERWEAR?
1) both are hott
2) both look better while going down
3) both disappear by night………..

5 inch ka hai
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Size normal hai
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Mazboot hai
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Ziada mota bi nahi hai
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2 larkian dekh chuki hain
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Lena hai to bolo
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Mera NOKIA 2310