adult sms - Funny sms

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Save Water

Take Bath

With

Neighbours Daughter

Teacher= Batao Larkian Brazier Kion Pehanti Hyn . . . ?

Boy: Ta K Breast Ziada Bubbling Na Karain

Girl: NO sref larkoo k khate kyon k

Khula Doodh Sehat k Liye Muzzir Hy

Aadmi or bandar me kya farq hy?,

bandar daal pr nachta hy
or aadmi daal kr nachta hy. So simple.

Girl to riksha wala: keon bhai jae ga?
Rikshawala: bilkul jae ga madam?
Abhe to tail laga k khara kea ha !!!
Girl: to phir ghuma k peechay se la lo…

1 Doctor Mareez k peechay bhaag raha tha..
Logon ne poocha Kya hua?

Doctor: 4 baar aisa hua hai..
SALA khatnay karwanay aata hai
aur baal saaf karwa k bhaag jata hai.

Kehte hai ki aurat ke haath mein barkat hoti hai,
bilkul sahi baat hai
1 inch ki cheez lete hi 6 inch ka bana deti hai……………!

Sharabi sex kr raha tha. Ghalti se peeche daal diya

Biwi boli: O ji truck ghalat godam me ja raha hai

sharabi: saali ab bata rahi hai jab diesel khatam hogaya