adult sms - Funny sms

Name Of Russian Sex Minister “Zabardasti BoobPresski “

Chinese Sex Minister “Gaand Soong Lee“

Indian Sex Minister “Chodumal Lundwani“

&

Pakistani Sex Minister “Shake Rasheed‘

Pregnant aurat ko dekh ker 1 lerki boli:
Lagta ha makan ban gaya ha
or kiraye dar b a gaya ha.
Pregnant lady boli:
Mazdur farigh hae, bhejon kiya??.?

Wife:gaajar ,muli,bagan
lambay lana.

Husb:nhi laonga tm iska
galat istamal kro gi.

wife:tmhe q dard ho
raha hai tm me thoddi
dun gi.

Pathan ek ghante se pregnant aurat ko chod raha tha
Aurat boli khan bas karo taqleef ho rahi hai
khan: hilo mat … abhi tak bache ka gand nai mila hai

Punjabi women: Hai behna saada ki kehna,
saara din chulley te,
te saari raat LULLAY te

GOVERNMENT WARNING:
Eating pussy is dangerous to your health bcoz its 5% urine,
2% period blood,
1% tampondebris,
2% other guys spoof and 90% fuckn brilliant!!

When im dead and in my grave,
no more pussy i will crave.
And apon my headstone will be seen,
here liies the bones of a fucking machine.