Funny sms - adult sms

easter sms - Wishing U a Very “HAPPY EASTER” - a Very HAPPY EASTER Wid Luv And Best Wishes.. May That EASTER Day Brings LOT of Happiness And JOYS in ur LIFE. May u Live Long LIFE And That EASTER day...

sexy sms - There are 256 bones in your body! - 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?...

insult sms - uve got the face & uve got the body & ive got the wr - x appeal. uve got style. uve got intelligence. uve got class. uve got the face uve got the body ive got the wrong number!...

thank you sms - Thank you 4 all u do. U r a true friend & I could not as - 4 all u do. U r a true friend I could not ask 4 any thing more. I admire ur thoughtfulness 4 this gift wish u da best....

punjabi sms - Main Aadmi anokhaa andaz wy nirala - anokhaa andaz wy nirala, jithy gaddi no rokan Othy kurian da jalla, Sdd-aa sachian dy nall lawan sachi dilon yari, Jary dil dy joothy Ona daa munh kal...

dirty sms - He took me from a bar - from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but dont worry: Im a bottle of wine!...

fathers day sms - Happy father’s day - ationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons. Happy fathers day....