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A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget.
Upset and furious over his actions,
the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!" Tryinghis best to calm her down,
the husband turns to his wife and says, "Take it easy Dear, Can't you see I'm trying to taper off?"

Never get angry.
Never make a threat.
Reason with people.

If you would cure anger, do not feed it.
Say to yourself:
'I used to be angry every day;
then every other day;
now only every third or fourth day.'
When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.

Events will take their course,
it is no good of being angry at them;
he is happiest who wisely turns them to the best account.

When a man sends you an impudent letter,
sit right down and give it back to him with interest ten times compounded,
and then throw both letters in the wastebasket.

Sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry,
but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

The angry wife met her husband at the door.
His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick.
"I assume," shebarked,
"there is a very good reason for you to come drifting inat six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is!"
he replied, "Breakfast."