Sms description : ohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. I assume, sheb. Post in anger sms. Collect By sms funny messages . : gry wife met her - funny sms :anger text messages and sms.
The angry wife met her husband at the door.
His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick.
"I assume," shebarked,
"there is a very good reason for you to come drifting inat six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is!"
he replied, "Breakfast."
anger the is come you to for messages sms.
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