away sms - Funny sms

Either I'm not here or I'm deciding to ignore you...
Let's hope I'm not here,
which means you should leave a message,
unless you think I'm ignoring you.
In that case don't leave a message.
I'll let you decide what to do.

Can you do me a favor?
Follow these steps:
1. Look at your buddy list
2. Look at my screen name on your buddy list.
Do you see the little yellow notepad by my name?
Yea? Well, guess what it means...
It means I'm not here.

In all of the world's infinite possibilities for creative and original thought,
I have come up with the most ingenious away message,
one to top sliced bread...
I'm away from my computer right now.

I am not here so stop writing to me,
or else you will find yourself with a screen full of your own messages.

You know, I don't understand why people feel the need to put up these long,
drawn out away messages up.
I mean all you really need to do is just put up gone, sleeping, eating, studying, partying.
But people just seem to go on and on and on and on with these things.
I mean sure, sometimes they are interesting but come on people.
It's just basically a waste of time all together!

Hello , you have IMed (your name),
I am not here to recieve your IM so if you would please leave your name, phone number, and a brief message at the end of this,
I would be more than happy to get back to you

My computer is away from me right now.