Funny sms - away sms

santa banta sms - What kind of detective is Banta? - of detective is Banta?` ` Well, once a burglar wearing calf-skin gloves robbed a safe. Banta took the fingerprints and five days later arrested a cow i...

hilarious sms - IN LOVE WITH YOU - times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you....

valentines day sms - Valentine?s day - s Day is the most easiest day to say ?I love you? in a wonderful way....

kiss sms - If a kiss was a raindrop - was a raindrop id send u showers. if a hug was a second id send u hours. if a smile was water id send u a sea. if love was a person id send u me!...

good morning sms - Thx 4 being such a lovely frnd - 100 yesterdays a 100 tomorrows, There is only one today and I would not let this pass without saying thx 4 being such a lovely frnd Good Morning...

greetings sms - When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love - et this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u....

sms jokes - Bara dukh howa si teri wife di - Bara dukh howa si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si? Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich. Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai....