away sms - Funny sms

I am away,
so please leave a brief justification for the analogical necessity of modern's man existential dilemma and then realize that reality bites!

I can see the past, present, and future.
In the past (YOUR NAME HERE) was at the computer,
in the present (YOUR NAME Here) is not at the computer and in the future (YOUR NAME) will be at their computer again.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Leave me a message,
And I'll get back to you.

Sorry, but I am away right now.
Don't get mad at me!
Just think of all the times you had your stupid away message on and I wanted to talk.
This is your punishment!

If I were here,
I'd tell you where I am.
But I'm not,
so ask me when I return...

Knock knock
Whose there?
No-one
No-one who?
No seriously, no one is here so leave me a message.

I'm not here right now, so you have two choices. You can:
A.) Leave a message
B.) Don't leave a message
You make the decision. It's in your hands.