Funny sms - christmas sms

urdu sms - Zaida ghumand acha nhi - eti apni maa se boli, Maa main kitni dravni hun! Maa boli beti zaida ghumand acha nhi Abhi tu ne msg parhne walay ko nhi dekha.!...

hindi sms - what is 1+1=? - 1=? kuch to saram karo iska javab bi sms me dhund raha hai. kabhi school nahi gaye kya....

cool sms - Staying far never breaks relation - r never breaks relation, staying near never builds relation. Its a link between hearts, which never allows us to Forget each other!!...

good afternoon sms - "When friendship is your greatest weakness , - dship is your greatest weakness , you will be the strongest person in the world Good Afternoon....

friendship sms - Dosti ki kasam - o sajayenge apne arman dekar, tere labo ko hasayenge apni muskan dekar. Dosti ki kasam tujhe kafan se bhi utha layenge tere sharir me apni jaan dekar...

urdu sms - Father to son : - son : nalaik! parosi ki larki ko dekh wo first aai hai. Son: aur kitna dekhon usi ko to dekh dekh k fail hoa hn...;-...

funny sms - Difference between Dava & Daru - diff between Dava Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi....