Funny sms - christmas sms

love sms - I have no heart - eart n that is true, But now it has gone from me to you, So care for it just like I do, Because I have no heart n U have two....

wise words sms - As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being abl - eings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world that is the myth of the atomic age as in being able to remake ourselves....

sms jokes - Judge-y did u attack tat young man? - d u attack tat young man? Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on d bed shouted APRIL FOOL!...

urdu sms - KFC New Prices - ices Piza @Rs.200 Chicken @Rs.150 Burger @Rs.100 Pepsi @Rs.50 Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote....

sms poems - If you love someone - e someone dont keep him in ur heart! Keep him on ur nails. So if you Fail in love, Dont break ur heart! Just cut the nails! Thats why girls keep long n...

valentines day sms - What is gr8 love ? - 8 love ? Its wen u hide tears n still care 4 her . Its wen she ignores u n u still LOVE her . Its wen she begins love someone else n u still SMILE...

funny sms - Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes - abse Chhote Jokes: 1) 2 Aurate Chup chap Baithi Hai. 2) 1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi. 3) Ganja Sardr 4) 2 Sardr Chess Khelte Hue...