Funny sms - congratulations sms

hilarious sms - A Chinese man files for divorce - man files for divorce Judge: What's the reason? Chinese: Me no come, she no come, baby come, how come Judge: May be side income...

hindi sms - Ansu aap ka Niklaa aur Aankhen - a Niklaa aur Aankhen maree hoo, Dil aap ka Dharkay aur Dharken maree hoo, Khuda kare Hamra Payar Itnaa Gharaa hoo, JOB aap karaa aur INCOME maree hoo....

greetings sms - Whats the difference - difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you torture is thinking of you too much....

love sms - If u touch n feel its desire - n feel its desire. If u touch n dont feel its ignorance, But u dont touch n still feels its love....

sms jokes - 1 Cigerrete Kitne Kilometer Chalti Hai - Motorway Pe Ciggereate Pita Hua Bhaag Raha Tha Us Se Kisi Ne Poocha Kia Ker Rahe Ho ? Sardar Ne Kaha : Main Dekh Raha Hooon 1 Cigerrete Kitne Kilometer...

hilarious sms - Happiness always looks small - always looks small if u hold it in your hands. But when you learn to share it, u will realize how big precious it is....

sweet sms - Wat makes sum people dearest - sum people dearest is not the happiness wen u meet them, but its the pain wen u MISS them...