Sms description : er profession. Prostitute: I'm a social engineer. Policeman: . Post in cool sms. Collect By sms text messages . : ceman arrested a - funny sms :cool text messages and sms.
A policeman arrested a prostitute in the Hospital area & asked for her profession.
Prostitute: I'm a social engineer.
Policeman: What do u do?
Prostitute: I build & destroy erections
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