Funny sms - cool sms

shayari sms - Laloo bada chalak hai - chalak hai Nau baccho ka bap hai Laloo bada nirala he dasva ane wala he ye andar ki baat hai isme Vajpayee ka hat hai.....

new year sms - Wish New Year 2011 - mujhy bhool jana plz Hum 19 din baad aapko hamesha k liye chor kar ja raha hoon aap ka apna 2011 I think I m first 2 wish New Year 2011...

cool sms - Smile tu sab k liye hoti hai - i ansu muskurahat se ziyadah special hote hain is liye k SMILE tu sab k liye hoti hai Magar ansu sirf un k liye hote hain jin ko hum Khona nahin chahte...

kiss sms - I would kiss u all over till ur - hinking about u and me.. if we were alone how it would be.. I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!...

cool sms - Never break 4 things in your life - k 4 things in your life: TRUST PROMISE RELATION HEART bcz when they break they dont make noise but pains A LOT...

sms jokes - Sir i m married, i had 10 childs - m married, i had 10 childs, plz tell me my favorite stone, favorite star, favorite number, Astropamist: Oh. No. ab ap ka guzara SABAZ SITARA sey hi ho...

sympathy sms - Our deepest condolences With Sympathy - t condolences With Sympathy Our thoughts r with u nd ur family. In Loving Memory U r in our thoughts nd prayers. Fondest remembrances Thinking of u nd ...