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Marriage is a contract

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Sms description : ct tht keeps you poor all ur life so tht you can die rich Nur. Post in cool sms. Collect By sms text messages . : - a place where p - funny sms :cool text messages and sms.

School- a place where papa pays & son plays

Life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich

Nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills

Marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree

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