Funny sms - cool sms

sms jokes - One guy suddenly got up in a plane and said Hijack! - ddenly got up in a plane and said Hijack! Everybody raised their hands. Then suddenly another guy from other side got up said HiJohn! Crazy people......

punjabi sms - Assi v smart.. - rt.. Tusi v smart... Sada v rang saaf, Twada v rang saaf... Bas ik chota jea fark hay...? Asi dil ton saaf, Tusi dimang ton saaf..!...

christmas sms - Enjoy your holidays - have a wonderful christmas have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays!...

holi sms - Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho - ko galti se aap naa kora samjho, Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang, Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki, To aap yun samjho satrangi h...

naughty sms - Going to ladies hostel - body caught going 2 ladie$ ho$tel will be fined r$.400 1$t time, 700 2nd time 1000 3rd time. $tudent - how much 4 a $ea$on pa$$?...

new year sms - I am sorry. aik buri khabar hay - . Ek buri khabar hai Mujey bhool jana plz. Mujhe kuch dinon baad tumhey, Hamesha k liye chod kar Chale jana hey tumhara apna -2011-...

wise words sms - who will get to stay in ur life… - e decides whom u meet in life,Ur heart decides whom u want to stay in ur life Destiny decides who will get to stay in ur life...