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75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don’t know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng.

Judge-y did u attack tat young man?
Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!

Class main teen ladkyan batain kar rahi then
First Girl: Mene sir ki table pe condom dekha
Second Girl: Mene ismen hole kar dya
Third Gril: Marva dya kutti.

He came 2 me 1 night… explored my body… licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill.. when satisfied he left… I was hurt… DAMN MOSQUITO

Q: Whata€?s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: About 25 to 30 pounds.

Q: Whata€?s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: About 25 to 30 minutes.

From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love u r smell, the way u r tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmma€|a€|a€|a€|..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!

Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.
Replied “Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo.