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My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there & found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexythan my GF. She whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, make love to me once” I turned around & walked to thefront door towards my car. Amazingly I found my GF standing there & she hugged me & said, “U have won my trust.”
Moral:
Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in the wallet!!

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