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Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000 :-
In the 70’s you had to pull down panties to see the buttocks,In 2000, you have to seperate the buttocks to see the panties.

Children playing outside cars can cause accidents. but adults playing inside cars can cause children by accident!

Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…!

aaj tumhein akeiley mein…
le ja kar…
apney hontoon se eik…
k…
ki…
kis..
kiss…
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka………..

Listen,
are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

A young man asked a priest………
Father!Is it a sin to sleep with a girl?….
Priest!N my child….But problem is that u guys never SLEEP….

Santa achanak apni biwi ke office pahuncha
to dekha ki biwi boss ki god me baithkar
dictation le rahi hai.
Usne biwi ka hath pakda
aur bola - chal Banto.
Aisi jagah kam nahi karna
jahan staff ke liye kursi bhi na ho