Funny sms - diwali sms

shayari sms - Cigrette La Sako To Lao FARAZ - n Se Cigrette La Sako To Lao FARAZ, Mere Ghar Ke Raaste Main Koi KHOKHA Nahi Hai...

love sms - There’s a love that only u can give - ove that only u can give, A smile that only your lips can show, A twinkle that can only be seen in your eyes, a life of mine that u alone can complete....

urdu sms - Wife: If I die what will u do? - die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai...

urdu sms - Bijli Kaha Se Ati Hai? - Bijli Kaha Se Ati Hai? Student:- Mere mamu ke ghar se Teacher :- Woh kaise? Student:- jab bijli jati hai to mere abu kehtein hain Salon ne phir bijli b...

good luck sms - Wish you very good luck - Heart... 2 eyes... 5 litre blood... 206 bones... 1.2million Red Cells... 60 trillion D.N.A.'s... I wish u All the very best of LUCK......

kiss sms - Love is the name - e name, Kiss is the game forget the name lets play the game ! !...

naughty sms - What's the closest thing to a woman's period - the closest thing to a woman's period? A: Your salary. It comes once a month lasts about 3-4 days and if it doesn't come everythings fucked....