Funny sms - diwali sms

good night sms - As u go 2 bed 2night - bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, 2 make sure u r alryt, iLL ask the dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight!...

cool sms - Difference between God and Man - ence between God and Man being is God Gives and Forgives. Man Gets and Forgets!...

sms jokes - Why are Egyptian’s Children always - yptians Children always confused?? Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY....

naughty sms - Tumhain chai Ati hai - larki dakhny gaye , Susar BETI Tumhain chai Ati hai? Larki sharma k mujhe abi DOODH nahi ata chaye kahan say aye gi..?...

friendship sms - My Friendship Is Like SKY - hip Is Not A MOON Not A SUN Not A STAR Because They All Are Dissapear My Friendship Is Like SKY Which Will Alwayz Be Watching Over U . . ....

hilarious sms - I May Not Be The Most Important Person - Be The Most Important Person In Your Life But I just Hope That One Day? When You Hear My Name You Will Just Smile Say Hey That?s My Friend..!!!...

cool sms - ur the best i ever had… - asks me if ur goodill say ur notif they say ur better ill say ur notwhy shud i say ur good or better coz ur the best i ever had...