Funny sms - diwali sms

sms jokes - Sardar Failed in English Paper - led in English Paper Coz he did enghlish translation like this . . . 1. Main Aam Admi nai hon. ( I m not a mango man) 2. Sarda aur Garma fruit hai. ( C...

good night sms - Thank you!… “Good Night” - is is our ATD ( Any Time Disturbance ) service. We are the experts in disturbing and irritating people at busy hours. Our goal has been achieved. Thank...

romantic sms - If you wake up 1 day and were - e up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =)...

love sms - There’s a love that only u can give - ove that only u can give, A smile that only your lips can show, A twinkle that can only be seen in your eyes, a life of mine that u alone can complete....

good morning sms - Kindly observe SILENCE - g.Kindly observe SILENCE 4 2 min in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood.THANK...

hindi sms - HAPPY BIRTHDAY - HDAY To You Shocked ? Actully Aaj Ke Din James Hawk Ne DHAKKAN Banaya Tha To Maine Socha Hai Chalo DHAKKAN Ko Wish kare...

santa banta sms - Santa & Banta plan 2 loot bank. - a plan 2 loot bank. Dey break in2 a bank, thrilld 2 find lassi jars n gulp quickly. Nex day headlines scream:'Sperm Bank looted'...