Funny sms - easter sms

cool sms - Beauty is 2 c & 2 touch - 2 c 2 touch, Flowers r 2 smell 2 pluck, Nipples r 2 play 2 suck, Women r 2 Luv 2 Fuck, All these r free but depends on Luck...

anger sms - Never get angry. - angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people....

flirty sms - If one day you don't want to listen - you don't want to listen to anyone... Call me. I promise to be there for you. And I promise to be very quiet....

sympathy sms - still may these flowerz sent in sympathy help comfort u 2day - ds, however gentle, cannot take ur loss away, still may these flowerz sent in sympathy help comfort u 2day....

miss you sms - it feels nice to miss you.. - ice to miss you.. So i m missing you... it feelts nice to think about you.. So i m thinking about you... it feels nice to disturb you... So i m disturb...

miss you sms - ''I MISS U A LOT'' - 2 eyes 7 litere blood 206 bones 5.5million red cells 60 trillion DNA's says to u ''I MISS U A LOT''...

good night sms - Days May End Widout Seeing U - nd Widout Seeing U Days May End Widout Talking 2 U Days May End Widout Msging U But The Day Never Ends Widout Remembring U ~ Good Night ~ =]...