Funny sms - eid sms

romantic sms - What can I say? I LOVE everything about U! - ow are the things that I dont like about you: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10... What can I say? I LOVE everything about U!...

santa banta sms - Because married men are more obedient. - d a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient....

eid sms - May God send his Love like Sunshine - nd his Love like Sunshine in his warm and gentle ways to fill every corner of your Heart and filled your Life with a lot of Happiness like this EID DAY...

good night sms - Good night and lots of sweet dreams - en some marvelous persons a special place in my heart. And u happen to be the one among them topping the list. Good night and lots of sweet salty dream...

funny sms - Bohat takleef deti hai - t choti se chez bhi bohat takleef deti hai. For Example - - - - - Aap soi par beth kar dekhye...

marriage sms - Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight? - hall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart....

cool sms - Left a smile on my face - r very careless!!! U come leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left?? U just came in my mind left a smile on my face....