Funny sms - exams sms

exams sms - Beti ya Biwi - Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi kro ge ya apne se 20 saal bari se? Student: Sir! Depend karta hai ke kon zayada Khoobsurat hai. Aapki Beti ya apki Biwi....

birthday sms - Somebody up - p there Loves you Somebody down here cares for you Happy Birthday!!!...

funny sms - Paichan kaun? - @..@ )o () Paichan kaun? Bandar bi nai, Monkey bhi nai, Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai....

birthday sms - Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya! - ni le kar aayaa, Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa, Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa, Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!...

wise words sms - Intelligence is like a river. - ce is like a river. The deeper it is the less noise it makes...

urdu sms - Nachti larki - ork pesh krta hy Pehli baar Mobile mein Nachti Larki Nahci Kya? Nhi Wo saste mobile pr nhi Nachti Plz try Later...

wise words sms - Life is a BOOK We all read it - BOOK We all read it, Love is BLESSING we all need it, Always be HAPPY, Always have a SMILE, Remember in this World we are just for WHILE !!...