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Teacher to 14 year old student: kaka tenu pata hai, es umer vich quaid e azam ne matric kr liya si.


Student:sir twadi umer vich bhutto phansi v char gaya si.

Na waqt hai itna kay, Syllabus poora kya jaye,
Na tarkeeb koi kay exam pass kya jaye,
Na jany konsa dard diya hai is parhai ne!
Na roya jaye aur na Soya jaye.

Teacher:'kisses' ko sentence main is
tarah istamal karo k word kiss bhi na
aaye aur meaning aajae?

Student:Aaj subah subah begam se buhat
mun maari hui...

Bhai log!!!

Ghajini dekhne k bad andaza hua k
apke bhi b Amir khan se kuch kam
nhi hai.

Mein b parhta hun,samjhta hun,



Phir 15 min bad sab bhool jata hun.

Teacher: Wo Kon si Cheez Hai Jo Insaan
Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se Jakhre Rakhti
Hai?

Student: MISS, SHALWAR KA NARRA!

Question: Woh konsi aik baat hai jo hazaron saal pehle bhi Student kehte thay,

Aaj bhi kehte hein,

Aur

Qayamat tak kahein gein??

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Answer: Bas kal se Parhayi start karun ga..

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,
Usse chahna ek bhool hai.
Jo inki soch mein gul hai,
Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..