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Q: Wo Konsi 1 Bat Hai Jo Hazaron Saal Pehle B StuDeNtS Kehte Thay,

Aaj B Kehte Hain,

Or

Qayamat Tk Kahen Ge?
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Ans: Bs Kal Se Parhai Start Kron Ga.

There are many options 2 die,
Sleeping pills, Poison, Hanging, Jumping 4rm Window, Coming in front of Train,
But Why we choose "STUDYING".

Advice for Students

1. Kabhie Top na karo werna log tum se jalne lagein gey.

2. Hamesha late Class mein jao is tarah her Teacher tumhe yaad rakhe ga.

3. Ager Cheating ka Chance ho to kabhie parh kar na jao.

4. Ziyada parhney se time zaaya hota hai aur time zaaya karna Gunah hai.

5. Kabhie Viva na do kiu ke be-ijzat ho ker liye hue 2 numbers se izat kay 0 number achay.

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write our exam once (excluding supplementary). Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
Say NO to EXAMS.

Disease affecting D.H.A Students,

Caused By: Lecture

Host: Student

Reason: Frequent Class Room Exposure

Symptoms: Swinging of Head, Frequent falling on Table, Automatic Closure of Eyes.

Sign: Redness Of Eyes, Short Handwriting, Loss Of Conciousness.

Spread: Student to Student.

Treatment: Bunking Class.

7 things Students do during Exams preparation:

1) Sleeping.

2) Eating.

3) Sms.

4) Watch Movies.

5) Chat with Friendz.

6) Dream Of Touching Books.

7) Asking Others "Kuch Parha Kya"..

Why we do not study whole year?
And spent sleepless nights in Exams?

Because...

Sahil kay Sukoon se humain inkaar nahi,
Magar Tufaano se Kashti nikalnay ka Maza he kuch aur hai.