flirty sms - Funny sms

I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat an ice cream!

Bachelors schedule
Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyaar,
Wednesday ko shaadi,
Thursday ko barbaadi,
Friday ko fighting,
Saturday ko talaaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko next!!!

Winter comes again n again,
Summer comes again n again,
But the person like you will not come again,
Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again….

Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That’s how I sex on text !

3 tips to break a mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror….
2. Take mirror and just drop it….
3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . .

There are so many people in the world but in my world there’s only one and that’s you!!!

A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home