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From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been
……….a headache!

Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane…
Husn Bana to Deewane bane…
Kuch to baat hai aapme, Yu hi nahi Pagal khane bane… ha ha ha!

Palko pe Apni bithaya hai tumhe….badi Duaon ke Baad paaya hai tumhe….Asani se nahi Mile hi Tum…. International Zoo se Churaya hai tumhe……

system of love jan-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,Mar-GIFT,Apri-LIFT,May-CHATING,June-DATING,July-Miss U,Aug-MEET U,Sep-ANGER,Oct-DANGER,Nov-LEFT,Dec-NEXT…..

There are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10 advantages of not having a “LOVER”..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don’t hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don’t hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won’t hear “aaw.. U r dull today”..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don’t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life…….so be aware of LOVER