Funny sms - friendship sms

good morning sms - L%k out$ide,it$ $o plea$ent - e,it$ $o plea$ent* Sun is $miling 4 U* Tree$ dancing 4 U* $tanrs $inging 4 U* $ky praying 4 U* Cloud$ l%king 4 U* ME mi$$ing waiting 4 ur msg or call.G...

sms jokes - When swimming is good for - ing is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?...

good morning sms - Dr’s prescription for today - iption for today.A cute little smile for breakfast.More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for Dinner,Drs fee whole Day think of me.G@@D Morning...

get well soon sms - Lets go, get up, stop faking it ...Get Well Soon - et up, stop faking it; Get your sorry behind off that bed. Try positive thinking to get back to work. Your illness is all in your head! At least thats ...

santa banta sms - Because married men are more obedient. - d a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient....

urdu sms - Patient: Mujhe beemari hai. - ujhe beemari hai. Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai. Na Soun oto Neend aati hai. Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon. Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein ba...

santa banta sms - Banta ask santa: - santa: what will you advise your children about marriage? Santa declares: I?ll never marry in my life and I?ll give same advice to my children also....