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wen i go wrong , need ur hand 2 correct,
wen emotions bust out, need ur hand 2 catch,
wen i win, need ur hand 2 pat.
in short “YA HATH MUJHE DE DE THAKUR

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

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Tip of the day:
Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y?
Whenever u face any problem
just c ur pic & say 3 times,
“if I can face this, I can face anything”

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

2006 Main Shops Main Notice Likha Hota Tha,

“Udhar Band Hai Kashmir Aazad Hone Tak”

Aur 2011 Ke Notice Main,

“Udhar Band Hai Judge Bahaal Hone Tak”

Why is Delhi called male city
(mahanagar)and Mumbai called
female city (mahanagri)?

Because Delhi has QUTB MINAR
and Mumbai has Gate Way Of India