Funny sms - funny messages

hilarious sms - FORGET ME NOT - sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'...

cool sms - in love niether u Live nor u Die - thing is fair in Love War. But i suggest u should do war Never LOve. Becos in war either u live or die. But in love niether u Live nor u Die!...

shayari sms - Kanjoosi ka National award - a National award diya jaye ga.. Aap ka naam sub se pehle liya jayega.. Ghalti se bhi sms na kerna.. Warna Award haath se nikal jayega..!...

cool sms - Difference between God and Man - ence between God and Man being is God Gives and Forgives. Man Gets and Forgets!...

new year sms - Wafa karo gay wafa karein gay - gay wafa karein gay jafa karo gay jafa karein gay hum aadmi hain tere jesy jo tum karo gay wo hum karein gay...

wise words sms - Treasure every moment - very moment that you have! Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is mystery. Today is a gift. Thats why its called the present!...

sms jokes - When swimming is good for - ing is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?...