Sms description : me bager! Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi. Post in funny sms. Collect By sms text messages . : p ka weight kitna - funny sms :funny text messages and sms.
Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?
Santa: chasme sath 75kgs.
Dr: aur chasme bager!
Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi…
funny Santa: chasme Dr: bager vo mumessages sms.
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