Funny sms - funny messages

marriage sms - What was the first thing your husband? - at was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? Witness: He said, Where am I, Cathy? Lawyer: And why did that upset you? Wit...

new year sms - New rules of life for 2011 - of life for 2011 1. Haste Rehne ka. 2. Tension nai leneka. 3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive 4. Mast rehneka. 5. Har problem ko solve kernay ...

good morning sms - Your soul came back from - came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning....

shayari sms - Tum dur sahi majboor sahi per - hi majboor sahi per yaad tumhari aati hai Tum saans waha latay ho per badbo yaha tak aati hai Use karo CLOSE UP tooth paste...

cool sms - I opened my wallet - y wallet, found it empty, searched my pocket found few coins, searched my heart i found u, then i realised how rich im 2 hav U...

valentines day sms - Speak less to people whom u love most - to people whom u love most?.. Because if they cant understand ur silence?.. They can never understand your words?....

urdu sms - Pagal Tanhayi Men - en K Pagal Tanhayi Men Kya Mehsoos Krta Hai..? . . . . Itni Jaldi Nyi Hai Jb Mehsoos Karen Tb Btadijyega..!...