Funny sms - funny messages

sms jokes - A man went to hell - to hell and asked the Yamraj if he can call his wife. yamraj said u cn do tht after man spoke to his wife.. he asked how much to pay yamraj yamraj sai...

valentines day sms - If i were a tear in ur eye? - a tear in ur eye i would roll down onto ur lips. But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!...

shayari sms - teacher: bijli kaha se aati hai - ijli kaha se aati hai student:maire ghar se se teacher:kaise? student: jab bhi light jaty hai papa kahtay hain saalon ne phir light band kardy...

holi sms - With my HAPPY HOLI - heart 2 eyes 7 liter blood 206 bones 4.5 million red cells 60 trillion D N AS... All wishing you a very very HAPPY HOLI!...

love sms - There are 12 months a year... - 12 months a year... 30 days a month... 7 days a week... 24 hours a day... 60 minutes an hour... but only one like you in a lifetime....

wise words sms - Yesterday is a cancelled cheque - is a cancelled cheque, tomorrow is a promissory note , today is cashspend it wisely....

sad sms - Ishq ne hame rula diya, - me rula diya, jis par marte te usne hi hume bhula diya. hum to unki yadon me hi jee lete magar unhone to yadon me hi ZEHER miladiya....