Funny sms - funny messages

marriage sms - Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight? - hall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart....

good afternoon sms - ISHQ kar deta hai bekarar - eta hai bekarar, Bhar deta hai pathar k dil mei pyar,har 1 ko nahi milti zindagi ki yeh bahar,kyunki ISHQ ka dusra naam hai INTEZAR. GuD AfTeRnOOn...

urdu sms - kitne unit giray. - o crunt lag gia, logon ne bari mushkil se tar se juda kia or pocha k ziada nuqsan to nai hua. Shaikh:Muje choro pehlay ye dakho k kitne unit giray....

good luck sms - Kuch khaas rakhna - oh mujhe kuch khaas rakhna, Dosti ka itna toh paas rakhna, Aapki duaon se mileygi kamyabi mujhe, Yeh souch kar apni har dua mein yaad rakhna....

wise words sms - Saying I did not find time - id not find time shows you did not WISH to do it....

good morning sms - Night has ended for another day - ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay....

valentines day sms - People fall in love not knowing why or how - l in love not knowing why or how. It?s so special a feeling that it doesn?t require much answers. U just love no matter how stupid u become....