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Husband sitting near to his wife

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Sms description : slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please Noplea. Post in funny sms. Collect By sms text messages . : d sitting near to - funny sms :funny text messages and sms.

Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..
Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh..

funny of ill publish Newspaper Noplmessages sms.

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