Funny sms - funny messages

valentines day sms - Love comes through the eyes that see - through the eyes that see And through the ears that hear, For people are quite beautiful, And words make feelings clear. Love comes through the tastes...

funny sms - Dear user,your wife can become - your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS CHILD or call customer care at 9890****** be a tension-free DAD!...

good night sms - The moon is calling u - on is calling u see the stars r shining for u..hear my heart says: may god build for u a castle in heaven and made u eat from its fruits !!!!...

dirty sms - Ass (_x_)Kiss my Ass!! - s (__!__)Fat Ass (!)Tight Ass (_?_)Dumb Ass (_*_)Sore Ass (_zzz_)Tired Ass (_E=mc2_)Smart Ass (_x_)Kiss my Ass!!...

valentines day sms - DREAMING - f you makes my night worth while, THINKING of you makes me smile, HAVING you is the best thing ever, and LOVING you is what i plan to do... forever. Ha...

sms jokes - Rahul: Doctor saab ek samasha hai - tor saab ek samasha hai Doctor: Kay Rahul: Mujay 7:00am 1 Number jana hota hai aor 8:ooam 2 number Doctor: to problem kay hai Rahul: may 9 bajy se phal...

valentines day sms - U can fall from the sky - from the sky U can fall from a tree But the best way to fall is in love with me...