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Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world… so plz start teeth brushing regularly

God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”

Begaane Kaun Hai?

Jo Gaane B Se Shuru Honge..

Begaane

Define a True Music Lover?

A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.

Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..
Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh..

I saw u on a road,U look so beautiful.u walk as a divine.when i see u a sweet song bolwed in my heart.
WHO LETS THE DOG OUT

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts “Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle” Sardar gets furious & slap him & says” Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai”!