Funny Sms Text Messages Forwards iPhone Mobile Phone
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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2 pyaz,
3 lahsun,
5 gm zeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhain ullu!
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When i open my eyes every morning
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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!!
Girl got first class in her B.Ed
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A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents,
Ruby First Class in Bed!
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hey wat do u call d Gal who Pushes her Father ..???
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PUSH-PA
AT 18 a lady is like a football
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AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
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My dear!
Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to
hosla saath rakhna
Agar piyar ko pana chahtay ho to
aitbar sath rakhna
Agar hamesha muskarana chahtay ho to
To
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DANT SAAF RAKHNA.
