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Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevent example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.

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I’ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.

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GADHA mar jayega

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She is Basanti
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she will Not dance.Coz Basanti bandar ke samne nahi nachti….

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.