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Karachi main birdflu ki waja se 3 lakh murghiya qatal ki gayi..

Murghiyo ka naya naara “Tum kitni murghiyan maaroge?

Har anday se murghi niklegi

Sardar 2 His Sardarni

On Suhagrat!

Soniay Tenu Apne Do HONTAAN Nal Kuj Kr K Dikhavan?

Sardarni:Hay Ma Mar Javan Kro Na Ji..

Sardar:

“Burrrburrrburrr”

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to troublegood people… I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss..

1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey
2.Allaha tujhy naukri de
3.Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe
4.Allaha tujhy barkat de

Yad ho gaya?
Aab chal “KATORI” utha aur shuru ho ja.

Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!”

Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?