funny messages - Funny sms

Ek Larka Apni Girl Friend Ki Bhen Ke Sath Date Par Gaya …
Jiss Restaurant Mai Woh Gaya Samnay Auska Bhai Auski Girl Friend Ke Sath Betha Tha

Girl-Mujhe Ek Esa Shohar Chahye
Jo Achi Achi Baten Karey,
Hansi Mazaq Karey,
Aur Raton Ko Bahar Na Jae!

Boy-Tumhen Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahye!

Agar Dil ko Andy(Egg)kahty to films ka man Aisy hoty,

1Hum Anda Day chuky sanam,
2Yah Anda apka hua,
3Hum aap ka Andy men kehty hen,
4Anda waly Dulhenia lay jaengy

Answer : Qalam Behtr Hai
Q K Talwar Se Aap Shalwar Mein Nara Nahin Daal Saktay . . .!!

Do U want to see malika bathing press down
(Give some gap here)
U R slow she had fineshed her bath sorry try 2marrow

Mai Aur Tum

Tum Aur mai

Yani Hum Dono

Aj Raat Ko

Aik Doosre Ko

12 Baje ka bad

Akele Se khamoshi se

Chupke se

Miss calls Dengai ok! Miss U RANA ABID

MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.