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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...

Dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?

New Examination Patttern in India (Revised):
General Students: Answer All questions
OBC: Write Any One question
SC: Only read questions
ST: Thanks for coming.
Cheers to Reservation

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!

How women think about sex:
At 8 ignore it,
Age 18 experience it,
Age 28 look 4 it,
Age 38 ask 4 it,
Age 48 beg 4 it,
Age 58 pay 4 it,
Age 68 pray it,
Age 78 4get it

Girl announced her engagement to her father.
Father: Does this fellow has any money?
Girl: Oh! Dad, U men r all alike, thats exactly what he asked me about u!