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Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho

Larki: Ammi Baher Fauji Aa Rahe Hain..

Maan: Beti Andar Aaja Faujion Ki Niyat Kharab Hoti Hai..

Larki: Ammi Fauji Pathan Hain..

Maan: Beti Phir Bhai Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa.. ;-)

Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky…then i thought where the fuck is my roof

Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,score century in d same mtch &hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england? AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN

Kia kahon tujhey ?
khuwab kahoon to toot jayega……… ..
Dil kahoon to bikhar jayega…………..
Aa tera naam zindagi rakh du……
Kam se kam maut se pehle to tera sath na chuth payega….

system of love jan-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,Mar-GIFT,Apri-LIFT,May-CHATING,June-DATING,July-Miss U,Aug-MEET U,Sep-ANGER,Oct-DANGER,Nov-LEFT,Dec-NEXT…..

Jane anjane agar mene aapka dil dukhaya ho
kabhi tang kya ho, badtamezi ke ho
is ke liye aap se …

jo ho sakta he kar lo
main sudharne walon mein se nahin :D